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Excuse Pencils for Introverts

$15.00

PEOPLE SUCK.

That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding. 

  • 8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
  • Made in the USA
  • Box Size: 7 ½" H x 2 ½" W x ⅜" L
  • Sold in 4-packs

Maker: Whiskey River Soap Co.

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